Christmas Jokes for all ages

What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder.
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs? Candy canes.
Why is everyone thirsty at the North Pole? No well.
What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide greetings.
How did the reindeer learn to play piano? He was elf-taught.
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? “Get out of my face.”
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
Why shouldn’t you lend money to elves? They’re always short
Why did the Little Drummer Boy put his drum to bed? It was beat.
Why are mummies such big fans of Christmas? Because they enjoy wrapping.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A mistle-toad.
How do sheep say Merry Christmas to each other? Fleece Navidad.
What is every parent’s favorite Christmas song? Silent Night!
Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school? Because he went down in history.